TFLN OVERFLOW // OPEN RP

[universesno1idiot]

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[incendiaried]

So I'm playing pool in my combat boots and some guy came up, looked at my boots, and said "You should've got the boots with the fur."

[universesno1idiot]

???

that's against regulation for fire rescue

fur is really flammable

and it's not eco friendly u gotta think cruelty free these days

wtf is his problem

[incendiaried]

I'm not in regulation uniform, Galo. Unlike some, I curate a personal style when I'm off the clock.

[universesno1idiot]

but u get free drinks if u go to the bar in uniform

it's just smart budgeting

[incendiaried]

I get free drinks if I go to bars in mesh shirts, too.

[universesno1idiot]

Oh

yeah I guess u would

hottie privilege

[incendiaried]

It's probably why you get drinks in your "uniform" too, you know. You take your shirt off at the drop of a hat.

[universesno1idiot]

nah everyone is just being nice cuz I'm a public servant!

[incendiaried]

You can't tell me you're really that oblivious.

[universesno1idiot]

no??

about what?

[incendiaried]

About how hot you are.

[universesno1idiot]

oh!! no i know that

just it's not why I get free drinks

most of the time I've got jeans and a t-shirt on when I go to the bar down the street from the station and they still serve me free

you think I'm hot??

[incendiaried]

I bet you could walk into a random bar, no uniform, and get free drinks without your job being mentioned.

You know the answer to that.

[universesno1idiot]

i'm not gonna walk into some random bar naked lio

[incendiaried]

Why not? Embarrassed?

[universesno1idiot]

u gotta ask people if they're ok with seeing u naked!

shirtless is different

I wasn't designed for shirts

but not naked

[incendiaried]

That's... right.

[ Color him surprised that Galo thinks about things like consent to be an audience. ]

I think you should pierce your nipples.

[universesno1idiot]

[ It takes a worryingly long time for Galo to respond. Pierce his nipples. Pierce his nipples? Why would he do that? Why wouldn't he do that? Why does Lio want him to do that? ]

uh

why

i thought you like my nipples?

[incendiaried]

Of course I do. What does piercing them have to do with me liking them?

[universesno1idiot]

why do u wanna hurt them like that?

[incendiaried]

... Do you like it when I touch them?

[universesno1idiot]

Yes!

[incendiaried]

Do I like it when you touch my ear piercings?

[universesno1idiot]

umm idk do u?

[incendiaried]

Are you telling me you don't pay attention when you pull on them with your teeth?